THE BARBER DEN
Littleton, Colorado's place to go for old-school style haircuts.
On a particularly busy day at the shop, a barber takes a much-needed break and heads to the back to grab something to eat. About that time, in walk several customers. “I’ll be out in a sec!” the barber calls out, washing down the last of a meatball sub with the morning’s cold coffee remnants. Unfortunately, he didn’t notice the large dribble of marinara that ran from his chin to his white smock. “Just grabbing a bite between customers,” he said. “Who’s next?”
A barber runs into a customer in a restaurant one day, but for the life of him, he can’t remember his name. So instead, he uses his standard greeting. “Hey, Man, looks like you need to come by the shop soon. Getting a little scraggly there.” “That’s funny,” replied the customer, “you just cut my hair last week.” Scrambling to come up with a response to that, the barber quipped, “Well, I must have been asleep that day. Stop in and I’ll shape it up for free!”
A barber gets a businessman into his chair and asks what kind of cut he wants. “Oh, just clean it up on the back and sides.” The barber sprays a little water on it and says “That’ll be $5.”